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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 08/29/2016 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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This was the scene this morning at my boys’ elementary school. Some knucklehead decided to take a joyride around the jogging track and instead found some karma in the form of a phone pole. No other details available at this time.

UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 09:25

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10/10 would make great kinja’d photo

ttyymmnn > UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy 08/29/2016 at 09:26

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Except for the fence. I doubt the deputies would have appreciated my moving in for a close up.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 09:27

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I’m sure there is someone who could edit the fence out.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 09:43

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Proof that Rallying the Milan took some SERIOUS TALENT on my part.

Rico > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 09:48

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Is that the new Pacifica?

bhtooefr > Rico 08/29/2016 at 09:52

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That’s a trunk lid, so I’m gonna say 200.

ttyymmnn > Rico 08/29/2016 at 09:53

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200 or Dart, not sure. My wife thought it was a van too. The deputies had all the doors and trunk open.

Rico > bhtooefr 08/29/2016 at 09:53

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Wow I guess coffee has not kicked in yet, the angle and the open back doors made it look like a minivan for some reason!

Rico > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 09:54

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I see it now, with the doors open and the angle it looked like a minivan. I blame Mondays and coffee has yet to kick in

jvirgs drives a Subaru > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 10:01

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Definitely a 200.

Flynorcal shifts in his bucket seats > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 10:16

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Mom is gonna be so pissed, you guys.

ttyymmnn > Flynorcal shifts in his bucket seats 08/29/2016 at 10:21

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Judging by recent events in our neighborhood, my guess is that it was stolen.

AfromanGTO > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 10:29

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lol

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rico 08/29/2016 at 10:34

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True story: the first new Pacifica I saw was outside the CWS, and has just been rear-ended very hard by a Nissan Titan.

functionoverfashion > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 10:39

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TARGET FIXATION!

ttyymmnn > functionoverfashion 08/29/2016 at 10:47

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Probably never saw it. Dark out, dark pole, etc. He didn’t even put any ruts in the grass.

RazoE > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 10:47

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With nearly 300 hp, it can be tempting.

hike > Rico 08/29/2016 at 10:48

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I thought the same thing before noticing the rear doors. The trunk open and the smashed hood made it look somewhat more minivan shaped. If you squint and look from a distance.

ttyymmnn > RazoE 08/29/2016 at 10:53

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I was watching NHRA with my kids last night. They loved it. I was trying to help them conceptualize 10,000 hp. I’m not sure I can conceptualize that.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 11:01

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You have to be a real special kind of idiot.

RazoE > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 11:04

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I know what you mean, I try to do the same with my wife.

Me: “You know how your xB has 100 horsepower? Well, imagine 100 of those.”

Her:

functionoverfashion > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 11:20

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Ha, could be true!

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 08/29/2016 at 11:26

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I was having a chat here last night with somebody on my post about the WV troopers who took a baby from a car they pulled over back to the barracks and gave it a bath because it was covered in puke and poo. I said that I didn’t call it a “restoring faith in humanity” story because I have never lost faith in humanity. However, I have definitely lost faith in more than a few humans.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 11:39

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Yeah I read that yesterday, and was just horrified that a mother could be so negligent of her child.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 08/29/2016 at 12:27

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Horrible, but sadly, not surprising.

Chasaboo > functionoverfashion 08/29/2016 at 13:05

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Bingo! Was thinking the same thing.

Sonny Bono, Natasha Richardson et al.

PontiacAttack > ttyymmnn 08/29/2016 at 15:10

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There’s no such thing as a joy ride in a 200.